Ayefkay

How to Actually Get Good at ARAM: A Guide from the Chaos

What’s up, fellow gamers? It’s Ayefkay here, back to drop some ARAM knowledge bombs. If you’ve been living under a rock (or just ignoring the blue rectangle on the League of Legends client), ARAM stands for "All Random All Mid." It’s basically League’s most chaotic and fun game mode, where strategy meets randomness, and the only thing that’s guaranteed is that someone’s gonna die in a teamfight every 30 seconds. Now, some people think ARAM is all about luck because of the random champions. But trust me—there’s way more strategy than you think. As someone who plays way too much ARAM, I’ve found ways to navigate the randomness and consistently carry games. Whether you’re a filthy casual or a wannabe challenger, this guide is for you. Let’s dive into how to be the best damn ARAM player out there! […]

Ayefkay September 22, 2024

Gaming News

The Future of Palworld

Palworld Sticks to "Pay to Play" - Bold Move or Missed Opportunity? What’s up, fellow gamers? Ayefkay here, and today, we’re diving into a game that’s been on everyone's radar for a hot minute—Palworld. If you haven’t heard of it, lift that rock off your head and let me fill you in! Palworld is like if Pokémon and Breath of the Wild had a baby, and that cute little baby had access to firearms and an over-the-top survival mode. Yeah, it’s that kind of game. I’m talking about adorable little creatures (or “Pals,” as they call them) doing wholesome things like farming one minute and firing rocket launchers into the face of your enemies the next. And guess what? It’s not going free to play. That’s right. Despite recent trends of games going full F2P (cough Warzone cough), Palworld developers […]

Ayefkay September 15, 2024

Gaming Fails

2024 DEI-Dumpster Fires: Concord, Dustborn, and Suicide Squad

Hey there, fellow gamers! It’s your friendly neighborhood asshat, Ayefkay, back again to spill the tea on the gaming industry. The thing I love most about running reportafk.com? I get to talk about everything I love—and hate—about games. So today, we’re gonna have a little chat about the recent affronts to gaming —Concord, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, and Dustborn and why they face-planted so hard you could hear it from deep space. Let's dive into why these games fell flatter than Alyssa Mercante! 1. Concord – A Disjointed Space Mess First up is Concord, a game that claimed to bring us a fresh take on the space-shooter genre. The activists pretending to be gamers were absolutely buzzing when the teaser dropped, with all the murky and androgynous character models aplenty, but then the game was released...and uh, where’s […]

Ayefkay September 8, 2024

Anime

Demon Slayer: Why We Love It

Demon Slayer: The Anime That Set the Bar—And Then Decided to Leave Us Hanging Visual Masterpiece: Art That Redefines Anime Let’s be real—Demon Slayer isn’t just another anime; it’s a visual tour de force that sets new standards for the industry. From the very first episode, it’s clear that Ufotable went all out, delivering animation that feels more like a cinematic experience than a TV show. The blend of traditional Japanese art with cutting-edge digital effects creates a world that’s as vibrant as it is immersive. The Water Breathing techniques that we're introduced to early on, with their stunning waves and fluid motion, are a perfect example of how this show takes visual storytelling to the next level. Every battle is a spectacle, with dynamic camera angles, breathtaking particle effects, and an attention to detail that makes each fight feel […]

Ayefkay August 31, 2024

Gaming News

Game Review – Black Myth: Wukong

Black Myth: Wukong – The Game That’s About to Wreck Your World Wukong’s World: Prepare to Get Wrecked Alright, let’s cut to the chase—Black Myth: Wukong is the game that’s about to rock your gaming universe. If you’re not hyped for this one, you’ve either been living under a rock or you’re stuck playing some pixelated relic (no hate on the retro gaming!). From the second Game Science Studios dropped that first trailer, the internet practically exploded. We’re talking next-level visuals, combat that’s smoother than a buttery Kamehameha, and a world so darkly beautiful it’ll make you rethink your standards. Gameplay: Monkey Business Never Felt So Good Let’s talk gameplay, where Black Myth: Wukong throws down the gauntlet. You’re Wukong, the badass Monkey King, and your moveset is as wild as the story it’s based on. You’re not just swinging […]

Ayefkay August 23, 2024

Gaming News

2024 Game Review: Phasmophobia

Phasmophobia – The Game That Makes You Scream Like a Little Ghost Hunter A Review That's Better Late Than Never If you haven’t played Phasmophobia yet, what the hell are you doing with your life? This game isn’t just a horror experience; it’s a full-on psychological beatdown that’ll have you questioning every creak, shadow, and flicker of light in your room. Developed by Kinetic Games, this indie horror gem came out of nowhere and has been haunting the gaming world ever since. Trust me, after a session of Phasmophobia, you’ll be sleeping with the lights on. Why Review an Older Game Like Phasmo? Admittedly, Phasmophobia isn't exactly "breaking news" here. It was originally released via Early Access waaay back in 2020, however, this game built an entire genre on its shoulders and reignited my love for horror games again. So […]

Ayefkay August 22, 2024

Gaming Fails

The DEI-Struction of Gaming

As you find yourself navigating the changing landscape of gaming, you might find yourself wondering...what the hell happened? Surrounded by the androgynous and sexually ambiguous characters of woke games that put their overly-forced messaging over aesthetics, organic storytelling, or character design - it honestly seems like the last thing on any modern game developers mind is, "How can we make this more fun?". And it shows, painfully so. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives have become a widespread infection across multiple industries in recent years, including and especially gaming. Originally designed to promote a more "inclusive and welcoming environment" for all players, the unnatural escalation of DEI efforts, focusing more on virtue signaling than game design, has seemed to mutate into a race of who can make the most impact, for better or worse. I think it's pretty obvious at […]

Ayefkay August 20, 2024

Gaming Fails

HellDivers 2: A Roadmap for Self Immolation

Helldivers 2: From Rising Star to Falling Comet A Strong Start: The Game We Didn’t Know We Needed When Helldivers 2 first dropped, it was like a bomb going off in the gaming community—in the best way possible. Developed by Arrowhead Game Studios, this follow-up to the cult classic Helldivers came out guns blazing, delivering a co-op experience that was equal parts chaotic and tactical. The game was everything fans of the original wanted and more: brutal difficulty, a deep arsenal of weapons, and that same satirical, Starship Troopers-esque vibe that made the first game so beloved. Right out of the gate, Helldivers 2 was met with rave reviews, with players and critics alike praising its addictive gameplay loop, sharp graphics, and that glorious sense of camaraderie as you and your squad took on waves of alien scum. The community […]

Ayefkay August 17, 2024

Super Saiyan Transformations Dragon Ball

Anime

The Saiyan Transformation Hierarchy

Ayefkay here, dropping some serious heat on the ultimate debate: which Saiyan transformation reigns supreme? We’re diving deep into the Dragon Ball universe, where power-ups are as common as Goku’s appetite. Whether you’re here for the epic fights or just to flex your Saiyan knowledge, let’s break down the wild, explosive, and sometimes confusing hierarchy of Saiyan forms. Super Saiyan: The OG Power Flex We can’t start this list without paying homage to the classic Super Saiyan. Remember the first time Goku went super vs. Frieza? I find myself going back and watching this every now and then for the funsies, but absolute chills, right? This transformation set the bar for everything that came after. But let’s be real, in today’s Dragon Ball landscape, it’s basically the warm-up. Don’t get me wrong, the blonde spikes still hold up, but […]

Ayefkay August 13, 2024

Here's the Tea

A New Challenger Has Appeared: Enter Ayefkay

Welcome to ReportAFK.com – Your New Gaming and Anime Hub! Hey there, gamers and anime peoples! I’m Ayefkay, your guide, host, and possibly the last person you'd expect to see actually "AFK." But here we are, kicking off something pretty epic: ReportAFK.com! You might be wondering, "Why should I hang out here?" Well, for starters, this isn't just another gaming news site. This is where we go AFK from the typical, mid takes from the corporate media and dive deep into the truth of the gaming industry—with a healthy dose of anime because...let’s be real, why not? What’s the Deal with ReportAFK? So, what's this site all about? Picture this: a place where you can get the latest gaming news, reviews, and hot takes, all wrapped up in a fun, whatever I feel like package. I can't promise continuity or […]

Ayefkay August 6, 2024

Ayefkay

How to Actually Get Good at ARAM: A Guide from the Chaos

The Future of Palworld

2024 DEI-Dumpster Fires: Concord, Dustborn, and Suicide Squad

Demon Slayer: Why We Love It

Game Review – Black Myth: Wukong

2024 Game Review: Phasmophobia

The DEI-Struction of Gaming

HellDivers 2: A Roadmap for Self Immolation

The Saiyan Transformation Hierarchy

A New Challenger Has Appeared: Enter Ayefkay

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