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Gaming Media and Weaponized Reporting for Assassins Creed Shadows and KCD2
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Gaming Media’s Selective Reporting and Weaponizing Controversy

Media Manufacturing Discourse and Sweeping Others Under the Rug Ah, gaming journalism—the noble profession where integrity bows before agendas, and headlines are more carefully curated than an Ubisoft press conference.Today, we dive into the strange case of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, two games with same-sex romance options, yet one got paraded around like the second coming of progressive gaming while the other got a footnote buried under a pile of Ubisoft PR fluff. Hans Capon: The Romance Option That Divided Gamers Let’s start with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the sequel to the historically immersive RPG that made “realism” its entire personality. This time, the developers thought, “Hey, let’s add a little extra...choice,” and in came the ability to romance Lord Hans Capon. While Henry was canonically straight in the first game, I personally didn't really care. […]

R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
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R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold

If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell. So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust […]

Assassin's Creed Shadows Review A Missed Strike in the Dark
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Assassin’s Creed: Shadows – A Missed Strike in the Dark

Assassin's Creed: Shadows—A Dive into Ubisoft's Latest Controversy Magnet Ubisoft’s latest Assassin’s Creed entry, Shadows, has landed—and with it, a tidal wave of controversy.From its historical liberties to marketing disasters, this game is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But perhaps the biggest red flag is Ubisoft’s so-called "anti-harassment plan"—a move some see as preemptive damage control.Let’s break it all down. Was Yasuke an Actual Samurai? Let's kick things off with our protagonist, Yasuke. Ubisoft proudly presents him as an African samurai, a bold move that screams diversity. But hold your katanas—historical records about Yasuke are as scarce as a stealthy ninja in broad daylight. While it's documented that Yasuke arrived in Japan and caught the eye of Oda Nobunaga, the leap to samurai status is more speculative than solid. Some historians, like Yu Hirayama, argue that Yasuke was given a stipend, […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Ultimate Hammer Guide
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The Ultimate Hammer Guide for Monster Hunter Wilds

If you’re looking to turn monster skulls into fine powder while asserting dominance in Monster Hunter Wilds, the Hammer is your best friend. This absolute unit of a weapon delivers bone-crunching blows, sends monsters into dizzy spells with KO damage, and keeps your hunts refreshingly violent. But swinging a giant hunk of metal and/or bone isn’t just about brute force—you need strategy, positioning, and the right setup to truly master the Hammer. So, let's get into it: from general gameplay tips to hammer combos, decorations, and the best Hammers for each monster, this guide will make sure you're wrecking shop in style. Image Source: Monster Hunter Wilds | Capcom Hammer Gameplay & Recommendations Playstyle and Positioning The Hammer is all about charged attacks and stunning monsters by bonking them on the head. Forget cutting tails—you're here to crush skulls. Aim for […]

Phasmophobia Full Guide for New Bleasdale Farmhouse
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Bleasdale Farmhouse Guide: A Masterpiece of Creepiness

The Phasmophobia devs have done it again—Bleasdale Farmhouse just got one hell of a glow-up, and I have to say, this might be one of the best reworks yet. The attention to detail is insane. The farmhouse now feels like an actual, lived-in home where a whole lot of paranormal bad juju went down. Every room tells its own story, and while you’re soaking in the eerie atmosphere, you might notice some new mechanics designed to make ghost-hunting even smoother (or scarier, depending on how you look at it).Motion sensor lights? Dual light switches? Actual ease of navigation instead of stumbling around in the dark like an idiot?Yes, please.But enough about aesthetics—let’s get into the real meat of the update: where to find your cursed objects, where to hide when things go south, and some sneaky little Easter eggs lurking in […]

National Mario Day March 10th Mar10
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Happy National Mario Day! Let’s Celebrate Gaming’s Greatest Icon

Happy National Mario Day! It’s March 10th, National Mario Day, aka Mar10 Day—a glorious time when Nintendo fans around the world gather to celebrate the mustachioed plumber who has been jumping on turtles, saving princesses, and dominating the gaming industry for over four decades.Whether you grew up on the pixelated pipes of the NES or you’re speedrunning Odyssey in a fit of postmodern gaming mastery, today is all about Mario. So let’s take a power-up-fueled dive into the history, successes, and current celebrations of everyone’s favorite red-hatted hero. The Birth of a Legend: How Mario Took Over the World Before he was the face of Nintendo, Mario was just a plucky little dude in overalls making his debut in Donkey Kong (1981). Back then, he was known as Jumpman—which, let’s be honest, sounds like a knockoff superhero that never quite made […]

Phasmophobia Bleasdale Farmhouse Map Rework Update Ghost Hunting
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New Phasmophobia Bleasdale Farmhouse Rework First Impressions

Bleasdale Farmhouse is Getting a Makeover, and It’s About Time If you’ve been ghost-hunting your way through Phasmophobia since its early access launch, you’ve probably spent way too much time screaming in Bleasdale Farmhouse. Whether it’s because of that stupid attic ghost that never seems to come downstairs or the inevitable moment when you get hunted before you even find the cursed object, Bleasdale has been an iconic (and sometimes lovingly infuriating) part of the game. But now, Phasmophobia devs are finally giving this classic map a much-needed overhaul, and honestly? It’s about damn time. Phasmophobia: The Ghost-Hunting Juggernaut Before diving into the changes, let’s take a moment to appreciate just how Phasmophobia has pioneered and absolutely dominated the ghost-hunting genre. When it dropped in 2020, it didn’t just introduce a creepy multiplayer experience—it pretty much defined what a modern […]

Is Monster Hunter Wilds Woke
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Is Monster Hunter Wilds Woke? Spoiler: No, and Here’s Why

Is Monster Hunter Wilds Woke? There’s a weird trend happening where every successful game gets hijacked by left-leaning ideologues who desperately want to claim it as one of their own. Monster Hunter Wilds is the latest victim of this nonsense, with some loud voices on the internet trying to push the idea that it’s “woke.” But let’s be real—this isn’t Dragon Age: The Veilguard, this isn’t Concord, and this isn’t some Ubisoft checklist simulator where the straight white dude is a bumbling idiot who needs a lecture from the stunning and brave female lead. Monster Hunter Wilds is just a damn good game, and any “woke” accusations being thrown around are people grasping at straws. The “Body Type A/B” Argument – Not New, Not Woke One of the first things the “woke” accusers latch onto is that Monster Hunter Wilds uses “Body […]

Demon Slayer Movie Infinity Castle Release Date
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Release Dates Announced for Demon Slayer Movie: Infinity Castle

Why We’re Hyped for Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle Anime movies splitting a single arc into an overextended trilogy?Normally, I’d be sharpening my pitchfork and lighting my torch in protest. But this time? This time, I’m willing to shove my corporate greed-induced fury deep, deep down because Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba – Infinity Castle is just that good.If you’ve ever witnessed Demon Slayer’s breathtaking animation, felt your soul crack under its emotional gut punches, or fallen in love with its fantastic characters, then you already know why this movie is different. It isn’t just another cash grab—it’s a visual and emotional masterpiece in the making. Image Source: Demon Slayer | Ufotable | Aniplex With the first movie in the trilogy set to release worldwide in August 2025 (and hitting the US and Canada on September 12, 2025), the hype is real. […]

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