Bleasdale Farmhouse Guide: A Masterpiece of Creepiness
The Phasmophobia devs have done it again—Bleasdale Farmhouse just got one hell of a glow-up, and I have to say, this might be one of the best reworks yet. The attention to detail is insane.
The farmhouse now feels like an actual, lived-in home where a whole lot of paranormal bad juju went down. Every room tells its own story, and while you’re soaking in the eerie atmosphere, you might notice some new mechanics designed to make ghost-hunting even smoother (or scarier, depending on how you look at it).
Motion sensor lights? Dual light switches? Actual ease of navigation instead of stumbling around in the dark like an idiot?
Yes, please.
But enough about aesthetics—let’s get into the real meat of the update: where to find your cursed objects, where to hide when things go south, and some sneaky little Easter eggs lurking in the farmhouse.
Feel free to use the navigation below to jump ahead!
Bleasdale Farmhouse Cursed Object Locations
If you’re hunting ghosts, you’re probably also hunting cursed objects. Bleasdale’s rework has shuffled things around, so here’s where you need to look:
Ouija Board Location
1st Floor – Living Room: On the floor next to the couch.
Music Box Location
1st Floor – Tea Room: On the shelving on the right side of the room.
Summoning Circle Location
1st Floor – Utility Room: On the floor near the back of the room.
Haunted Mirror Location
2nd Floor – Trophy Room: On the floor next to the cabinet in the corner.
Monkey's Paw Location
2nd Floor – Study: On the shelving behind the desk in the corner.
VooDoo Doll Location
2nd Floor – Master Bedroom: On the small couch in front of the bed.
Tarot Cards Location
3rd Floor Attic – Bedroom: On the small couch in front of the bed.
Notable Hiding Spots in Bleasdale
Alright, so you’re low on sanity, you’ve pissed off the ghost, and now it’s time to run for your life. Bleasdale’s new layout has some solid hiding spots that might just save your skin so we just want to go through some of the less obvious ones:
Inside Hiding Spot - Closets
The new Bleasdale closets are scattered everywhere throughout the map and blend in with the new amazing interior so we wanted to point it out for you.
Outside Hiding Spot - OutHouse
The backyard is considered a ghost room and a dangerous one at that, so make sure you know your hiding spots out here! The first one is going to be the outhouse in the side yard next to the door (hold your nose and pray for salvation).
Outside Hiding Spot - Hidden Path
The other hiding spot is a little hard to see in the darkness, but if you’re coming from the living room, just take a look to your left side as you walk through the lit path to find another hiding spot behind the fencing.
Best Looping Spot - Bathtub
The best looping spot in Bleasdale is hands down the bathtub on the second floor. The tub itself is pretty wide and rounded, giving you some extra leniency, but the best part is that you don’t have to crouch – the ghost’s line of site is blocked by the curtain, allowing you to see the ghost while looping.
Bleasdale Easter Eggs and Fun Stuff
The devs didn’t just stop at making the map look good—they stuffed it full of cool little details that make it even more immersive. Here are some of the best ones:
Discarded Mail
Right when you open the front door to the new Bleasdale Farmhouse, you’re greeted with a pile of old mail. To me, this is a message from the developers that this map is going to be filled to the brim with lore and fun and they are challenging you to find it all.
Dabbling in the Dark Arts - Attic
Yep, it’s a full-on occult setup, tarot cards and all. Someone in this house was dabbling in things they really shouldn’t have been.
If you pay attention to the narrative here, it looks like whoever was messing around with this stuff ended up picking some unfortunate cards, “The Devil” followed by “Death” (super bad RNG), which has likely led this would-be witch to their untimely demise.
Hidden "Spirits" in the Globe
Mosey on up to the second floor study and you can find a fancy little section of booze, with more hidden in the globe.
The best part of this Easter egg is looking at the names of the bottles. Brands like “Demon” and “Obake Whiskey” probably sound better than they taste, but it’s an admittedly nice touch.
O'Bake Cookbook
Head over into the kitchen area to find a recipe book that just shouldn’t exist.
A fun little nod to the Obake ghost type, this spooky recipe book is a subtle wink at veteran players.
Attic Posters
Several posters around the house actually reference known Phasmophobia ghosts and locations, adding some really funny references.
Posters titled “Edgefield”, “Deogen”, and more are just awesome so make sure you take the time to head up into the attic and read them all.
The Farmhouse Glow-Up We Deserved
This rework isn’t just a facelift—it’s a full-on renovation that makes Bleasdale Farmhouse feel like an entirely new experience while keeping the core horror intact.
The improvements in navigation, hiding spots, and small storytelling details make it one of the best maps in the game right now. And let’s be real—if this is the level of quality we can expect for future Phasmophobia updates and map overhauls, the game is in damn good hands.
So go on, step inside, and soak in the terrifyingly immersive atmosphere. Just don’t blame me when you get too distracted by Easter eggs and forget to run during a hunt.
Happy hunting, and may your flashlight flicker at the worst possible moment.
What do you think of the Bleasdale rework? Found any spooky secrets we missed? Drop a comment below or join the discussion in our community!
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DJ
March 11, 2025
A bit long but overall nice job
Banshee/Her
March 11, 2025
Good guide, but you didn’t put anything on the spider!
Dead Meat
March 11, 2025
Second Phasmo guide that I’ve read of yours and NGL they’re not too shabby. Keep crankin them out and I’ll keep coming back.
Make Videos
March 11, 2025
Who reads stuff like this? Why don’t you make a 5 minute video vs however long it took to make this big ass “guide”?
Desiree C
March 11, 2025
Do you stream? I clicked on the Twitch thing at the bottom and there’s nothing there.