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Gaming Media and Weaponized Reporting for Assassins Creed Shadows and KCD2
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Gaming Media’s Selective Reporting and Weaponizing Controversy

Media Manufacturing Discourse and Sweeping Others Under the Rug Ah, gaming journalism—the noble profession where integrity bows before agendas, and headlines are more carefully curated than an Ubisoft press conference.Today, we dive into the strange case of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, two games with same-sex romance options, yet one got paraded around like the second coming of progressive gaming while the other got a footnote buried under a pile of Ubisoft PR fluff. Hans Capon: The Romance Option That Divided Gamers Let’s start with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the sequel to the historically immersive RPG that made “realism” its entire personality. This time, the developers thought, “Hey, let’s add a little extra...choice,” and in came the ability to romance Lord Hans Capon. While Henry was canonically straight in the first game, I personally didn't really care. […]

R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
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R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold

If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell. So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust […]

Assassin's Creed Shadows Review A Missed Strike in the Dark
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Assassin’s Creed: Shadows – A Missed Strike in the Dark

Assassin's Creed: Shadows—A Dive into Ubisoft's Latest Controversy Magnet Ubisoft’s latest Assassin’s Creed entry, Shadows, has landed—and with it, a tidal wave of controversy.From its historical liberties to marketing disasters, this game is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But perhaps the biggest red flag is Ubisoft’s so-called "anti-harassment plan"—a move some see as preemptive damage control.Let’s break it all down. Was Yasuke an Actual Samurai? Let's kick things off with our protagonist, Yasuke. Ubisoft proudly presents him as an African samurai, a bold move that screams diversity. But hold your katanas—historical records about Yasuke are as scarce as a stealthy ninja in broad daylight. While it's documented that Yasuke arrived in Japan and caught the eye of Oda Nobunaga, the leap to samurai status is more speculative than solid. Some historians, like Yu Hirayama, argue that Yasuke was given a stipend, […]

Monster Hunter Wilds Ultimate Hammer Guide
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The Ultimate Hammer Guide for Monster Hunter Wilds

If you’re looking to turn monster skulls into fine powder while asserting dominance in Monster Hunter Wilds, the Hammer is your best friend. This absolute unit of a weapon delivers bone-crunching blows, sends monsters into dizzy spells with KO damage, and keeps your hunts refreshingly violent. But swinging a giant hunk of metal and/or bone isn’t just about brute force—you need strategy, positioning, and the right setup to truly master the Hammer. So, let's get into it: from general gameplay tips to hammer combos, decorations, and the best Hammers for each monster, this guide will make sure you're wrecking shop in style. Image Source: Monster Hunter Wilds | Capcom Hammer Gameplay & Recommendations Playstyle and Positioning The Hammer is all about charged attacks and stunning monsters by bonking them on the head. Forget cutting tails—you're here to crush skulls. Aim for […]

Phasmophobia Full Guide for New Bleasdale Farmhouse
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Bleasdale Farmhouse Guide: A Masterpiece of Creepiness

The Phasmophobia devs have done it again—Bleasdale Farmhouse just got one hell of a glow-up, and I have to say, this might be one of the best reworks yet. The attention to detail is insane. The farmhouse now feels like an actual, lived-in home where a whole lot of paranormal bad juju went down. Every room tells its own story, and while you’re soaking in the eerie atmosphere, you might notice some new mechanics designed to make ghost-hunting even smoother (or scarier, depending on how you look at it).Motion sensor lights? Dual light switches? Actual ease of navigation instead of stumbling around in the dark like an idiot?Yes, please.But enough about aesthetics—let’s get into the real meat of the update: where to find your cursed objects, where to hide when things go south, and some sneaky little Easter eggs lurking in […]

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