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Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks. This absolute fever dream […]
R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This […]
Monster Hunter Wilds: Everything You Need to Know
Getting Pumped for Monster Hunter Wilds Ever since Monster Hunter World dropped and completely redefined what it meant to be a AAA action RPG, Capcom has […]
Marvel Rivals: The Formula Western Games Can’t Understand
Marvel Rivals is the Heroic Game Changer we Needed Marvel Rivals has smashed onto the gaming scene like Hulk through a wall, leaving a trail of […]
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Schedule 1: The Drug Empire Sim You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, listen up, degenerates. If you haven’t heard of Schedule 1 yet, I’m about to ruin your productivity for the next few weeks. This absolute fever dream of a game is sitting pretty at #3 on Steam’s most-played list, and for damn good reason. It takes the already-addictive formula of management sims, injects it with an unhealthy dose of humor, wraps it up in an animation style that feels like Adult Swim met Breaking Bad, and slaps you in the face with a soundtrack that somehow makes pushing fictional narcotics feel like a religious experience. Welcome to the Drug Trade, You Scumbag The premise? You’re a washed-up kingpin, clawing your way back to the top of the criminal underworld by doing what you do best—getting people absolutely hooked on increasingly questionable substances.But don’t get it twisted; Schedule 1 isn’t just another edgy “drugs […]
R.E.P.O. Update Preview: Matchmaking, Overcharge, and More
Alright, let’s talk R.E.P.O.—the game that stormed Steam and somehow launched without a proper matchmaking system (seriously, how?). But hey, it’s sitting comfortably at #5 on the most-played list, and the devs have been cooking up some much-needed improvements. They just dropped a vlog detailing what’s coming next, and there’s a lot to chew on so let's break it down! Matchmaking - Finally, Some Convenience First and foremost, matchmaking is finally making its way into R.E.P.O. If you’re anything like me, trying to find lobbies through random Discord servers or third-party forums was an absolute pain in the ass. A game this popular launching without matchmaking was a baffling oversight, but at least they’re fixing it quickly.Soon, you’ll be able to queue up and find teammates without having to scroll through sketchy subreddits or beg your friends to buy the game.This […]
R.E.P.O. Monster Guide: How to Survive the Horrors
Meet the Monsters in R.E.P.O. The survival horror scene just got its newest addiction, and R.E.P.O. is clawing its way up the Steam charts faster than The Huntsman shooting a sneeze. If you’re diving headfirst into this terrifying world, you’ll need more than just guts—you’ll need a plan. This guide is your ultimate cheat sheet for dealing with every nasty thing lurking in the dark.We’re breaking this down into two main categories: small monsters (a.k.a. the annoying little creeps that will ruin your day) and large monsters (the real threats that, thankfully, cough up some good loot when they go down). You can scroll down the guide or just click on the monsters' names below.BangerGnomeHiddenPeeperRugratSpewerUpscreamAnimalApex PredatorBowtieChefClownHeadmanHuntsmanMentalistReaperRobeShadow ChildTrudge R.E.P.O.'s Small Monsters Banger (Skull Grenades) Health: 50Damage: 30 per explosion (plus environmental damage if sent flying)Strength to Lift: 0Orb Value: N/A Imagine if a […]
Gaming Media’s Selective Reporting and Weaponizing Controversy
Media Manufacturing Discourse and Sweeping Others Under the Rug Ah, gaming journalism—the noble profession where integrity bows before agendas, and headlines are more carefully curated than an Ubisoft press conference.Today, we dive into the strange case of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, two games with same-sex romance options, yet one got paraded around like the second coming of progressive gaming while the other got a footnote buried under a pile of Ubisoft PR fluff. Hans Capon: The Romance Option That Divided Gamers Let’s start with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the sequel to the historically immersive RPG that made “realism” its entire personality. This time, the developers thought, “Hey, let’s add a little extra...choice,” and in came the ability to romance Lord Hans Capon. While Henry was canonically straight in the first game, I personally didn't really care. […]
R.E.P.O. Review: Where Unhinged Horror Meets Comedy Gold
If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell. So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust […]
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