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Alright, let’s talk R.E.P.O.—the game that stormed Steam and somehow launched without a proper matchmaking system (seriously, how?). But hey, it’s sitting comfortably at #5 on the most-played list, and the devs have been cooking up some much-needed improvements. They just dropped a vlog detailing what’s coming next, and there’s a lot to chew on so let's break it down! Matchmaking - Finally, Some Convenience First and foremost, matchmaking is finally making its way into R.E.P.O. If you’re anything like me, trying to find lobbies through random Discord servers or third-party forums was an absolute pain in the ass. A game this popular launching without matchmaking was a baffling oversight, but at least they’re fixing it quickly.Soon, you’ll be able to queue up and find teammates without having to scroll through sketchy subreddits or beg your friends to buy the game.This […]
Ayefkay March 28, 2025
Meet the Monsters in R.E.P.O. The survival horror scene just got its newest addiction, and R.E.P.O. is clawing its way up the Steam charts faster than The Huntsman shooting a sneeze. If you’re diving headfirst into this terrifying world, you’ll need more than just guts—you’ll need a plan. This guide is your ultimate cheat sheet for dealing with every nasty thing lurking in the dark.We’re breaking this down into two main categories: small monsters (a.k.a. the annoying little creeps that will ruin your day) and large monsters (the real threats that, thankfully, cough up some good loot when they go down). You can scroll down the guide or just click on the monsters' names below.BangerGnomeHiddenPeeperRugratSpewerUpscreamAnimalApex PredatorBowtieChefClownHeadmanHuntsmanMentalistReaperRobeShadow ChildTrudge R.E.P.O.'s Small Monsters Banger (Skull Grenades) Health: 50Damage: 30 per explosion (plus environmental damage if sent flying)Strength to Lift: 0Orb Value: N/A Imagine if a […]
Ayefkay March 26, 2025
Media Manufacturing Discourse and Sweeping Others Under the Rug Ah, gaming journalism—the noble profession where integrity bows before agendas, and headlines are more carefully curated than an Ubisoft press conference.Today, we dive into the strange case of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, two games with same-sex romance options, yet one got paraded around like the second coming of progressive gaming while the other got a footnote buried under a pile of Ubisoft PR fluff. Hans Capon: The Romance Option That Divided Gamers Let’s start with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the sequel to the historically immersive RPG that made “realism” its entire personality. This time, the developers thought, “Hey, let’s add a little extra...choice,” and in came the ability to romance Lord Hans Capon. While Henry was canonically straight in the first game, I personally didn't really care. […]
Ayefkay March 23, 2025
If Lethal Company had a cousin that dropped out of college to become a stand-up comedian while dodging death at every turn, it’d be R.E.P.O. This game is another horror/online co-op looter fest in the same vein as Lethal Company, but what really sets it apart is its absolutely unhinged humor, frantic gameplay, and an array of monstrous enemies that want to send you straight to robot hell. So, let’s break it down and see why R.E.P.O. might just be the best chaotic horror looter game to bless Steam in a long while. What Is R.E.P.O.? Imagine you and your buddies are adorable little loot robots, tasked with scouring abandoned locations to extract valuable items for cash. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. Every step is an opportunity for disaster, whether it’s a misstep that shatters your precious loot into worthless dust […]
Ayefkay March 21, 2025
Assassin's Creed: Shadows—A Dive into Ubisoft's Latest Controversy Magnet Ubisoft’s latest Assassin’s Creed entry, Shadows, has landed—and with it, a tidal wave of controversy.From its historical liberties to marketing disasters, this game is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But perhaps the biggest red flag is Ubisoft’s so-called "anti-harassment plan"—a move some see as preemptive damage control.Let’s break it all down. Was Yasuke an Actual Samurai? Let's kick things off with our protagonist, Yasuke. Ubisoft proudly presents him as an African samurai, a bold move that screams diversity. But hold your katanas—historical records about Yasuke are as scarce as a stealthy ninja in broad daylight. While it's documented that Yasuke arrived in Japan and caught the eye of Oda Nobunaga, the leap to samurai status is more speculative than solid. Some historians, like Yu Hirayama, argue that Yasuke was given a stipend, […]
Ayefkay March 19, 2025
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