Title Update 4 is dropping December 16, 2025, and it’s packing enough new content to make even the most burnt out hunter pick their weapon back up and pretend they weren’t doomscrolling between hunts.
Rock and stone, miners. Funday Games has dropped us into the gut of Hoxxes yet again. This time, it’s not a co-op expedition; it’s you against […]
My Review After Finishing Hollow Knight: Silksong Yeah, I know - I’m a little late to the Silksong review party. But unlike some of the content […]
If you’ve ever had a doll staring at you from across the room and thought, “That thing wants me dead”, congratulations - you’re already halfway to […]
Five Nights at Freddy’s: The Mimic’s Got Drip Scott Cawthon and Steel Wool’s back at it again, folks. Five Nights at Freddy’s: Secret of the Mimic […]
A Polished Frankenstein of Ghost Game Leftovers Welcome to The Other Side, the newest ghost-hunting title clawing its way onto Steam's horror shelf like a cursed […]
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Some songs arrive fully formed, others are born from pure, concentrated irony. "More Chinese by the Day" is very much the latter. After seeing a tweet on X […]
How the Cringe Streamer Saga Became a Song If you’ve been watching Twitch from the sidelines (or deep in the chat spam), you know when internet […]
Why a Ludwig Music Video? Howdy gamers! Ayefkay here, bringing you the story behind the absolute fever dream of a song we just dropped: Pupwig Unleashed: […]
The Con Rolls On Song: My Symphony of Chaos If you thought TwitchCon was a place to bask in the glow of your streaming fame, think […]
If you thought Twitch drama couldn’t possibly outdo itself, welcome to Shock Value - my scathing, satirical anthem inspired by the now-infamous “#CollarGate” moment that sent Hasan […]
I can’t believe I’m even typing this, but it looks like Sonic Rumble is finally releasing this November. After over a year of constant delays, pre-registration spam, […]
Title Update 4 is dropping December 16, 2025, and it’s packing enough new content to make even the most burnt out hunter pick their weapon back up and pretend they weren’t doomscrolling between hunts.
Some songs arrive fully formed, others are born from pure, concentrated irony. "More Chinese by the Day" is very much the latter. After seeing a tweet on X from Hasan Piker that literally said “we are becoming more Chinese by the day” after posted in the wake of an on-stream incident in Tiananmen Square where the toxic streamer was briefly stopped while showing a meme - I couldn’t not turn the whole ridiculous vibe into a song. we are becoming more chinese by the day pic.twitter.com/zwAypxYQ7t— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) November 13, 2025 The Making of the song "More Chinese by the Day" The track started as a single sarcastic line in my notes and quickly snowballed into a full parody: a globe-trotting “passport bro” character (Hasan, of course) who preaches revolution on camera, lives in a mansion off donations, and somehow rubs shoulders […]
The Tiny Little Cube That Wants to Replace Your Gaming PC Valve just announced a tidy little cube-shaped gaming PC, officially the new Steam Machine, and yeah - it’s designed to sit under your TV and run SteamOS without turning your living room into a radiator. Allegedly. Alongside the cube came two other things Valve wants on your wishlist: the Steam Frame VR headset (a standalone SteamOS VR headset) and a brand-new Steam Controller. All three are slated for early 2026 rollouts and they look fire. Design and Intent: Small Box, Big Ideas The Steam Machine looks like a grown-up GameCube: a compact, cube-ish box meant to be unobtrusive and living room friendly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE Video: Steam Hardware Announcement | Valve The form factor screams “plop me under your TV,” and Valve seems to be positioning this as the bridge between […]
Zaahen: The Unsundered Lands on the Rift Alright summoners, strap in! Because League of Legends is about to drop yet another overtuned monster on the Rift. Meet Zaahen, the 172nd champion to join the roster (yep, Riot’s still cranking them out). He’s a bruiser-fighter hybrid with a strong duelist kit, a built-in revive, and enough glaive swings to make your monitor vibrate. Let’s break down what we know so far about the newest Darkin to hit the Rift and why you're probably going to start banning him on day 1. Zaahen's Release Date & Role Zaahen officially drops on November 19, 2025, alongside the upcoming patch 25.23, with a PBE debut that’s already well underway. Riot’s been teasing his arrival since late October, and now that he’s here, the top lane mains are licking their lips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX08jvwW-AY Video: Zaahen, the […]
Nell's Diner is Officially Released! Looks like it’s time to grab a coffee, some pie, and a thermometer - because Phasmophobia’s newest map, Nell’s Diner, is officially live across all platforms. Kinetic Games dropped the update today, and ghost hunters everywhere are already clocking in for their first late night shifts at this haunted roadside eatery. The Nell's Diner update trailer gives a cinematic peek into the eerie 1950s-style diner, complete with flickering neon, cramped booths, and that unmistakable “something’s watching you” energy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZ9QZfa7bU Video: Phasmophobia - Nell's Diner Release Trailer | Kinetic Games It’s a smaller map (kinda comparable in size to Tanglewood Drive) but packs a lot more density, with 13 rooms total and 11 potential ghost locations, including a walk in freezer that’s just begging for a frostbite warning. Early player clips already show ghosts getting bold […]
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